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ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺟﻤﻌﺔ, 02/21/2014 - 22:49
ﻫﺎﺩﺍ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﺴﻤﻮﻡ ﻣﺸﻰ ﻟﻮﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺎﺯﺓ ﻭ ﺑﺪﺍ ﻳﺒﻜﻲ ﻳﺒﻜﻲ ﻳﺒﻜﻲ . ﺳﻮﻟﻮﻩ
ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ: ﻭﺍﺵ ﻛﺘﻌﺮﻑ ﻫﺎﺩﺍ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻣﺎﺕ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻴﻬﻢ: ﻻ، ﻭ ﻟﻜﻦ ﺳﻤﻌﺖ ﺑﺄﻥ ﺍﻟﺒﻜﺎ ﻛﻴﻌﺪﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﻴﺖ
ﺟﺮﻯ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺑّﺎﻩ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﺍﺭ
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏( ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺟﻤﻌﺔ, 02/21/2014 - 22:51
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﻤﻮﻡ ﺟﺮﻯ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺑّﺎﻩ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﺍﺭ. ﻧﺎﺽ ﻛﺘﺐ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﺎﺏ ﺩﺍﺭﻫﻢ: ﻣﻘﺮ
ﺗﻨﻈﻴﻢ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﻋﺪﺓ
ﺣﻘﻖ ﺃﻣﻨﻴﺔ
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺟﻤﻌﺔ, 02/21/2014 - 22:53
ﻏﻠﻚ ﻫﺪﺍ ﻭ ﺍﺣﺪ ﻏﺎﻟﺲ ﻓﺎﻟﺒﺤﺮ ﺑﻮﺣﺪﻭ ﺷﻮﻳﺎ ﺧﺮﺟﻠﻮ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺟﻦ ﻭﻏﺎﻟﻮ ﺗﻤﻨﺎ ﻟﻲ
ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻲ ﻧﻌﻄﻴﻪ ﻟﻴﻚ , ﻏﺎﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺟﻞ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻃﺮﺩ ﻫﺎﺩ ﺍﻟﺒﺤﺮ ﻛﻮﻟﻮ ﺍﺗﺎﻱ , ﻏﺎﻟﻮ
ﺍﻟﺠﻦ ﺑﺰﺍﻑ ﻋﻠﻴﺎ ﻃﻠﺐ ﺷﻲ ﺣﺎﺟﺔ ﺳﺎﻫﻠﺔ , ﻏﺎﻟﻮ ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺟﻞ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﺍﻟﻤﻐﺮﺏ ﺗﺮﺑﺢ
ﻛﺎﺱ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻢ ,ﺍﻫﻮ ﺍﺟﺎﻭﺑﻮ ﺍﻟﺠﻦ ﻛﺒﻐﻴﺘﻲ ﺍﺗﺎﻱ ﺷﻴﺒﺎ ﺍﻭﻻ ﻟﻴﻘﺎﻣﺔ ...........
ﺩﻭﺩﺍﺕ ﻣﺸﺎﻭ ﻟﻠﺤﻤﺎﻡ
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏( ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺳﺒﺖ , 04/26/2014 - 01:18
ﻫﺎﺩﻭ ﺟﻮﺝ ﺩﻭﺩﺍﺕ ﻣﺸﺎﻭ ﻟﻠﺤﻤﺎﻡ، ﻭﺧﺮﺝ ﻟﻴﻬﻮﻡ ﻟﻮﺳﺦ ﺑﺰﺍﻑ
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺪﻭﺩﺓ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﺼﺎﺣﺒﺘﻬﺎ : ﻧﺎﺭﻱ ﻳﺎﺧﺘﻲ، ﻛﻮﻥ ﺑﻘﻴﻨﺎ ﺷﻮﻳﺎ ﻛﻮﻥ ﺩﻭﺩﻧﺎ
lkhbza lmahro9a
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏( ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺃﺣﺪ, 02/23/2014 - 15:27
galik hada wahd lostad gal talamid dyalo rsmo
lia khbza fwr9a okolchi rsmha owsl 3nd wahd
lkasol ol9ah rsmha olwnha blkhl galih 3lach
lwntiha blkhl galih khlitha fl fran hta thr9at
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ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺃﺣﺪ , 02/23/2014 - 19:20
Gallek hadi wa7ed l marra , w93at Kssida f Tri9
w Kan z7am , w Temma kan je7a w m3a Houwa
9ssir 3ya mayna99az w machaf walou , w m3a
houwa Foudouli fakkar b chi 7ila w mcha 3and
nass galhoum 7aydou mn Terik ra hadak li
taye7 khouya .w mlli 7aydou Jbar 7mar
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ALABKAR
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏( ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺃﺣﺪ, 02/23/2014 - 22:47
HADA WAHED ELOSTAD SWL TALAMID ACHNO
ALFARK BIN BGRA KHLA O BGRA BAYDA HOWA
YGOLIH WAHED TILMID BGRA LBAYDA
KAT3TINAHLIB O LKHLA KAT3TINA ALKAHWA
ﺑﺨﻴﻞ ﻓﻮﻕ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﺩﺓ
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ, 02/24/2014 - 13:51
ﻫﺎﺩﺍ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻟﻮﻟﺪ ﺑﺎﻩ ﺑﺨﻴﻴﻞ ﺧﺪﺍﻡ ﻑ ﻣﺤﻠﺒﺔ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻧﻬﺎﺭ ﻭﻟﺪﻭ ﻧﻌﺲ ﻣﻌﺎﻩ ﻑ
ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺒﺔ ﺃﻭ ﺩﺭﺑﺖ ﺍﻟﻔﻴﻘﺔ ﻣﻊ 3 ﺍﻟﻠﻴﻞ ﻭ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻩ ﻓﻴﺎ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﻉ ﻭ ﻫﻮﺍ ﻳﺤﺎﻝ
ﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻠﺒﺔ ﺃﻭ ﻫﻮ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﻴﻪ ﻭﻟﺪﻱ ﯕﻊ ﻟﺤﻮﺍﻧﺖ ﺳﺎﺩﻳﻦ
lmhgour
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏( ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ , 02/24/2014 - 14:19
hada wahd 5ayna dima taysra9 chi haja men
dar whad lmara khouh chra iphon jdid
wdahlo .khouh souna fnmra nta3ou 9alih jib
telefoun rani 3arfak nta dito 9alih ana limchat
likoum tjiw 3andi ana h
so2al lwalad lghabiy
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ, 02/24/2014 - 22:22
galik hada wahd lwld swl mamah achno 3ndk
fkrchk galt lih khok galiha wach 3ziz 3ndk galt
lih ah galiha w3lach klitih hhh
dkr wla onta
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏( ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺛﻼﺛﺎﺀ , 02/25/2014 - 17:04
hada wahd sbitar ta3 lhma9 jabo lihom tobis
kola wahd achno kidir lih wahd kalo wahd hrso
lmohim wahd tkhcha taht mno o bda ki9lb fih
o chafoh o galo hada wa9ila rj3lih 3klo fach
sowloh achno kadir galihom kantekd wach dkr
o la onta hahahaha hohohohoho hihihihihi
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lkhdar ou lgzar
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺛﻼﺛﺎﺀ, 02/25/2014 - 21:20
galk hada wahd lkhdare ouwahd lgzar dabzou
bjouj ou lkhdar drb lghzar blkilou ou dawh
lsbitar ouhit nade lqa tba dayrin bih ou labsine
tabliyat ouhoi ygoulhoum chhdou 3lih amaline
sikok
ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﻭ ﺍﻟﺠﻦ
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺧﻤﻴﺲ , 02/27/2014 - 00:57
ﻫﺎﺩﻱ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﻏﺎﺩﻳﺔ ﻟﺤﻤﺎﻡ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻔﺠﺮ ﺍﻟﺸﻌﺮ ﻧﺎﻳﺾ ﻭ ﻣﺸﻌﻜﻚ ﺍﻭ
ﺧﺮﺟﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺟﻦ ﺍﻭﻫﻴﺎ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﻴﻪ ﺑﺴﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﺮﺣﻤﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺣﻴﻢ ﻗﺎﻟﻴﻬﺎ ﺣﻴﺪﺗﻴﻬﺎ
ﻣﻦ ﻓﻤﻲ
ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻚ ﻧﺎﻋﺲ
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏( ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺛﻼﺛﺎﺀ , 03/04/2014 - 17:11
ﻛﺎﻟﻴﻚ ﻫﺎﺩﺍ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﻄﺒﻴﺐ ﺩﻳﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﻕ ﻋﻄﻰ ﻟﻠﺤﻤﺎﻕ ﺩﺭﻫﻢ ﻛﻞ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﺷﻨﻮ
ﻛﺎﻳﺪﻳﺮ ﺑﻴﻬﺎ ﻣﺸﻰ ﺍﻟﻄﺒﻴﺐ ﻋﻨﺪ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻭ ﻛﺎﻟﻴﻪ ﺍﺧﺎﻱ ﺍﺷﻜﺎﺩﻳﺮ ﻛﺎﻟﻴﻪ ﺳﻜﺖ
ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻚ ﻧﺎﻋﺲ
ﻣﺼﺎﺧﻴﻂ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪﻳﻦ
ﺃﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻧﻜﺘﺔ ‏(ﻟﻢ ﻳﺘﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻘﻖ‏) ﻓﻲ ﺟﻤﻌﺔ, 02/28/2014 - 00:41
galik hado wa7d drari bghaw ychofo chkon
akbar maskhot mohim chafo mra 3ajoz 90ans
ja lawel drabha btarcha whazha lssma wdrabha
m3a lerd wja tani bal 3liha tali b9a yd7ak
whoma ygololo malek kad7ak 9alhom hadik

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